Zara Muskurade-09
by
Rehan Kausar
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Kya apke toothpaste me namak hai?Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete...what an idea sirjee.
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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane !!
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Ek Hasina Ko Dekhkar Arz Kiya-
"Tere SMILE Me Kya Chamak Hai,
Tere SMILE Me Kya Chamak Hai,
Wo Muskura Ke Boli-
ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI."
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Na dil ki baazi thi
na dil ka sauda,
Agar de dete wo hame waqt thoda,
na thi aaj ye nobat
aur koi na puchhta ki
sir, with water ya soda.
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Sataane ka naya style hai:*
Kaisa laga:
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Koi book hoti jis par dil luta dete,
Har teacher jisne dimag khaya use dikha dete,
Ab sylabus dek k sochte hai,
sala 1 mahina or hota to duniya hila dete...
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Boy-tumhara naam kya he,Girl-kyu batau Me tumhe Janti bhi nahi.Boy - mat batao me konsa tumhe apni "FERRARI" me betha raha hu. Girl -puja, B.sc 2yr
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GAON me BIJLI ane wali h sun kr log nach rhe the.1KUTTA b jhum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khus h?
Kutta: BIJLI aygi to khambe b to lagenge na
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BE Wajah kisi ko
Sataya Nhi Karte
U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte
Jinki SANSE Chalti Ho
AAPKE KHON se.
.A LLOUT Jalakar.
Unhe Bhagaya Nhi Karte.
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Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah...
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
New maggi cup mania.
Just add garam pani and carry on jani...
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HAR KISI PAR MUJHE AETBAR NAHI HOTA:
kisi k sms ka mujhe intezaar nhi hota:
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AAPKE SMS KI BAAT HI ALAG HAI:
Qke kisi or ka sms itna jhakaas nahi hota:
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Har Ladka Kisi Ladki Ki Life Me Pehla Ladka Hona Chahta Hai!
Par
Har Ladki Kisi Ladke Ki Life Me Aakhri Ladki Hona Chahti Hai!
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1 Electric Tar ko 2sre Electric Tar se pyar ho jata h.To aap is pyar ka kya nam denge ? ? Socho. ? Socho. Pata nhi.? Are "CURRENT AFFAIR"
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Zameen k har zarre ko aaftab kar denge,
gulshan k har phool ko gulab kar denge,
1 pal bhi na reh sakoge hamare bina,
aapki aadat hum itni kharab kr denge.
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Police: Park me aise baithe ho, bachhon pe kya asar padega? Sardar: Hum dono married hain. police: Toh ghar me baitho. srdr: Tab iske pati par kya asar padega.?
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Khuda ne chota sa DIL diya,
DIL me yad rkhne k liye 1 DOST diya,
Lekin KISMT ne aisa mod Diya,
DOST ne Kuch PAISO k liye SMS karna Chod Diya
Joke
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A ji
o ji
lo ji
padho ji
me hu
man moji
karta hu sms
to tum b
karo ji
1 2 ka 4
4 2 ka 1
Amul is makkhan
and ur name is DHAKKAN
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Ek Elaan Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Bacha Mila Hai 'JIN' KA HAI
Aa Kar Le Jae,
Sardar Aaya Aur Kehne Laga,
Mujhe Bhi Dikha'' JIN ''ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.
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GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm.
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Boy-girl ko..
"main tumhe baho me lekr dher sara kiss krna chahta hu"
Girl-
"ye sab saadi k baad mumkin h"
Boy-
"saadi k bad krenge to tumhara pati bolega nhi."
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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai
ke har taraf ujala hai,
Ab lagta hai ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
aur tujhe deewar pe latka du.
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Ye Dekho GHAR
Or ye rha SANSAR
Najar Aya??
Nahi
Tab toh Apko
Pyar ho gya
Qki
Gharbar najr nhi aata
Snsar najr nhi ata jb pyar hota
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What is Shadi?
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1yrs
Alpenlibe-Jee Lalchaye raha na jaye!
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2yr
Mentos-Dimag ki Bati jala d
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3yr
Polo-Sabki Hawa nikal d
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4yr
Chloromint-Dubara mat Puchna!
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Hame Pata H Ap Bahut Busy Hai,
Jiyada Nahi Par Thode Se Crazy Hai,
Mana K Milna Bahut Mushkil Hai,
Par Mobile Pe sms Karna To Bahut Easy Hai.